I run my fingers across the blue lettering that reads ‘Clear Blue Pregnancy Test’. It's 8:53. I’ll have to wait another whole minute until the pregnancy test reveals the answer. I'm going to bring a baby into this world with a boy who sleeps on a pullout couch and smokes bongs for breakfast.
The psychic’s…
Tracing the intricate calligraphy, an old Japanese man smiles and looks over at his granddaughter. He downs the last of his long neck Asahi Super Dry and lets out a boisterous laugh.
“I can’t believe you’ve taken up a pastime beloved by elderly Japanese men,” he chuckles.
I am sitting with my friend Yayoi in…